Toilet seat tossing, mud pit jumping and bobbing for pigs feet

"Toilet seat tossing, mud pit jumping and bobbing for pigs trotters are some of the bizarre events that have featured at the US Redneck Olympics.

Toilet seat tossing and mud pit jumping have featured at the US Redneck Olympics.

''being held by a bunch of rednecks''

The bizarre sports - including bobbing for pigs' trotters and watermelon pip spitting - have taken place at the 16th annual event in East Dublin, Georgia, with competitors aiming to win one of the tournament's beer can-shaped trophies.

People came from all over the world to witness the event, which kicked off with the lighting of a torch made from five beer cans joined together.

The Redneck Olympics - which started in 1996 - were the brainchild of a local radio broadcaster who got the idea when someone remarked that the 1996 Atlanta Olympic Games were ''being held by a bunch of rednecks''"

- Seattle police are scratching their heads about this one.

“SEATTLE -- Seattle police are scratching their heads about this one.

A car prowler shattered a window of a parked Jeep, stole nothing and left behind a little something for the car's owner – a dozen tortillas scattered across the floor. The crime happened last week near the University of Washington a

Bemused by the break-in, police were moved to pun, saying, "The Seattle Police Department would like to take this opportunity to remind car prowlers that you shouldn't break in to something that's nachos a "”

I guess we don’t like staling but leaving once u brake into a car now days http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/17/tortilla-bandit-vandalizes-cars-leaves-tortillas-seattle-washington_n_1524621.html?ref=weird-news

'MY BIG REDNECK VACATION' STARS SLOPPY Drunk in the U.K.

The stars of CMT's "My Big Redneck Vacation" are PISSED ... as in the British speak for SUPER DRUNK ... as they have managed to down over 100 cases of beer in the first two months of filming, TMZ has learned.

The upcoming season centers around the Clampet family as they are shipped off to a hoity-toity British estate, equipped with a full wait staff ready to fulfill their every desire. And sources close to the production tell TMZ ... what the Clampet family desires is BEER ... and lots of it. 

We're told the rednecks haven't been shy about their brewski love either ... choosing to pound over 100 cases of the golden nectar in just 60 days. We did the math (since obviously we couldn't leave it up to them) and with 24 cans per case, that comes out to 2,400 beers ... which is a whopping 40 beers a day!

As fun as all that beer chugging is ... the family says the one downside to living in the UK ... NO BUD LIGHT!

That and the language barrier. http://www.tmz.com/2012/05/19/my-big-redneck-vacation-britain-pouding-beers/

CMT's My Big Redneck Vacation Returns June 6

"A second season of CMT's My Big Redneck Vacationwill debut June 6 at 10:30 p.m. ET/PT following the 2012 CMT Music Awards. This season, the Clampet family moves to a fancy estate in England. Southern hospitality and unabashed American pride are guaranteed to clash with the traditional, formal ways of the English as the Clampet family interacts with locals and their very own wait staff. Whether traveling to Scotland to hunt for the Loch Ness Monster, heading over to Paris for a romantic weekend or hosting their own Redneck Summer Games, the Clampets are ready to represent the South and show the United Kingdom how to party. Tom Arnold will return as the series host."
good show 

i felt like adding a caption

http://www.cmt.com/news/news-in-brief/1684982/cmts-my-big-redneck-vacation-returns-june-6.jhtml

Dinosaur fart 

"In a major new climate finding, researchers have calculated that dinosaur flatulence could have put enough methane into the atmosphere to warm the planet during the hot, wet Mesozoic era." is what a scientific said. also "Methane is a potent greenhouse gas, with as much as 25 times the climate-warming potentie climal as carbon dioxide. This gas is enough of a factor in modern global warming that scientists have worked to figure out how much methane is emitted by cows, sheep and other plant-eating animals." still dinsoraur fart and kill them selfs and make the climatic warm up. 

Dinosaur fart 

wedding in mud pit FL

The camouflage-clad pair tied the knot at Hog Waller Mud Bog and ATV, a mud pit and four-wheeling outdoor adventure park in Palatka, Fla. The bride made her way to the mud pit where the ceremony was performed in the back of a monster truck, down an “aisle” formed by other mud trucks lined up in formation. Kodie Umphenour, 24, popped the question last year at the mud pit, so when it came time to pick a  place for their wedding, they decided Hog Waller would be the best venue.

redneck wedding 

Caterpillar Global Machinery Sales Up 18% In 3 Months To End Of March

Cat global sales went up in the sales 18% in just 3 months.   The period was the 23rd straight three-month period of retail sales growth for the world's largest seller of bulldozers, excavators and wheel loaders.  

"Caterpillar reported a record first-quarter profit Wednesday of $1.59 billion, or $2.37 a share, up from $1.23 billion, or $1.84 a share, a year earlier. Overall revenue, which also includes revenue from the company's finance arm, rose 23% to a $15.98 billion."

They rose all over the place in sales that is from bulldozers, excavators and wheel loaders.